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Nooty Booty

It’s finally my birthday and my lovely man has already sent me video presents heheh

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(via faery-esque)

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(via waiting-for-baby-bird)

iithil:

things-inbetween:

flurrycolton:

whxtepony:

hannaoliviaway:

almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life

fuck my whole life

All my life goals.

I can’t handle how perfect this is.

(via faery-esque)

shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

(via shouldnt)

(via officialwhitegirls)

tuhree:

i did it again

brokenponycutiemark:

WINS. THIS WINS. EVERYONE STOP COSPLAYING NOW. STOP.

brokenponycutiemark:

WINS. THIS WINS. EVERYONE STOP COSPLAYING NOW. STOP.

(via meowfactory)

badenlily:

i’m not over makoharu in tokyo

badenlily:

i’m not over makoharu in tokyo

(via the-ryuchan)

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via tortuga247)

ineloquentformalities:

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

OH MY GOD

ineloquentformalities:

slightly-bovverd:

FLAWLESS KURANOSUKE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

OH MY GOD

(via tortuga247)

braydaaan:


hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude..

omggggg

braydaaan:

hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude..

omggggg

(via waiting-for-baby-bird)

(via waiting-for-baby-bird)

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

(via waiting-for-baby-bird)

syntheticmomma:

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

THIS

(via waiting-for-baby-bird)